I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet printed casual T-shirt

How long does shipping take?
Shipping & Handling within the USA is currently taking 3-10 days.
Who do I contact regarding my order?
If you have any questions regarding your order, please reach out to our Customer Service team at service@polyalien.com

☑ Built for Performance

Crafted with premium cotton blends that breathe, stretch, and move with you—perfect for every rep, run, and rest day.

☑ Motivation That Lasts

Our prints don’t fade. Every quote is heat-pressed to endure sweat, time, and countless wash cycles.

☑ More Than Just Words

Each phrase is chosen to fuel your fire. These are the mantras of fighters, grinders, and comeback stories.

☑ Comfort Meets Confidence

Tailored fit. No itch. No limits. Gear that feels as good as it looks.

Q: What materials are your shirts made of?

A: Most of our shirts are made from 100% premium cotton or a breathable cotton/polyester blend—soft, durable, and made for movement.

Q: Will the prints fade or peel after washing?

A: No. All prints are applied using high-quality heat press technology, built to last through intense workouts and frequent washes.

Q: How long does shipping take?

A: We ship all orders within 48 hours. U.S. customers typically receive their package in 3–10 business days.

Q: Do you ship internationally?

A: Yes, we do! International shipping times vary depending on location.